she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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