im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Randomize