He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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