i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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