im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
