The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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