i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I think I am morally bankrupt
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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