you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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