is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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