IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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