It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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