he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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