One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
