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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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