I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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