I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
