I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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