So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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