he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
