If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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