Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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