is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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