she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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