Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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