The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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