what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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