...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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