when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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