Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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