If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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