he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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