shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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