I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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