Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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