i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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