Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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