It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His hands were made for my vagina.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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