how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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