Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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