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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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