woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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