You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
