Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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