smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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