your thong is hanging out like whoa
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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