we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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