Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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