hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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