Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
no you cant smoke seaweed
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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