I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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