go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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