UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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