Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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