I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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