Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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