Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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