we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
well you can't waste a boner
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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